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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
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- Apr 8, 20261 min
Pre-Season 3 Announcement
Season 3 premieres October 14th, 2026! Join our Patreon: https://patreon.com/ANAPod Support us on Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/anapodhttps://ko-fi.com/anapod Explore Many Sided Media: https://www.manysidedmedia.com/
- Feb 12, 20261h 52m
Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon! Perils & Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark & Scary Places Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before… This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. CAST: Abby Hepworth as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket Bridgett Jeffries as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls Danielle Radford as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows Shenuque Tissera as Ameera of Equine Hollows t Brian Flaherty as The Storyteller Buy Perils & Princesses or Sweet Revenge and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at tabletopbookshelf.com Join our Patreon to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more! Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter for TTRPG articles and gaming news. CREDITS: Produced by Elliot Davis Editing and Sound Design by Brian Flaherty Theme Song by BE/HOLD Produced by Many Sided Media
- Jan 8, 202639 min
S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused
In which Sig has a family reunion. Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes. Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. Support us on Patreon or Kofi!
- Oct 28, 202522 min
S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good
In which Sibella has a change of heart. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
- Oct 21, 202517 min
S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil
In which Sibella shows school spirit. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
- Oct 14, 202518 min
S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost
In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
- Oct 7, 202518 min
S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning
In which old curses are relitigated. Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/ Support us on Patreon or Kofi! Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański. Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/ Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
- Oct 1, 20250 min
ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!
Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page! http://igg.me/at/anas3 Support us on Kofi! Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.
About Absolutely No Adventures
Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
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