Chris vs. The People

51: My First Date Ended in the ER

May 5, 2026·1h 5m
Episode Description from the Publisher

This week on Chris vs. the People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business growWatch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=trueBe On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeopleChris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show:• Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople• Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeopleExecutive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris)• Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com)Producer:• Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious)Editor:• Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

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