Classic Metal Show

Bassist Brian Perry: How Did A Heavy Metal Bassist End Up Selling Baby Clothes? (2009 Archive)

July 28, 2026·19 min
Episode Description from the Publisher

What happens when a veteran hard rock bassist gets sick of the music industry grind and decides to launch a parody clothing line for toddlers? You get a wildly offbeat discussion about rock parodies, licensing loopholes, and the absolute absurdity of selling heavy metal gear to infants. From touring with massive 80s acts to launching a bizarre side hustle, this interview takes a hilariously unexpected turn when the hosts realize exactly who they’re talking to—and why the whole idea might just be crazy enough to work.GET ALL YOUR CMS MERCH HERE: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Watch commercial free and without delayed publishing by becoming a CMS VIP at https://classicmetalshow.locals.comAll comments are merely the opinions of the people speaking them, are for comical performance, and are in no way stated as factual. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

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