I'd Like To Thank Myself

I Got My Boobs Done 4 Times. Here's What I Wish I'd Known

June 16, 2026·25 min
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I've had four boob jobs in 27 years, two rounds of capsular contracture, a $30,000 lesson, and a little pig holding one of them together. And I'd do it all again.Four breast augmentations. Two rounds of capsular contracture, the complication they make sound rarer than it is. A thirty-thousand-dollar mistake I made because I thought I knew better than my surgeon, a boob job recovery nobody prepares you for, and an honest, no-shame conversation about breast implant illness (BII). This is everything I wish someone had told me before my first breast implants: the receipts, the regrets I don't have, and what I'd actually do if I were you, from booking a breast augmentation to deciding whether to take your implants out.In this episode:Why I got my first set almost 30 years ago, and what the itty bitty titty committee had to do with itThe capsular contracture that hit me twice, on the lowest-risk setup there isThe $30,000 lesson, and the pig that finally fixed itHow I picked my plastic surgeon, and the five consults that saved my resultThe truth about cup size nobody tells you before you bookThe boob job recovery reality the glossy before-and-afters leave outWhere I land on breast implant illness and breast implant removal, without the fear-mongering or the dismissingThe one time my gut said no, and six months later the FDA agreedIf you've got breast implants, you're researching a breast augmentation, or you've got a set and you're weighing breast implant removal, this one's for you.If you liked this, watch The Work I've Had Done To Stay Hot AF At 48 And The One I RegretWant Your Free Personalized Hot AF Plan? Take the quiz.Join The Vanity Club. Where women over 40 come to look hot AF. No apologies. No judgment.Rewritten Beauty. The serum I built when I turned 40 and refused to disappear. Get your bottle.FOLLOW CYNTHIA GARCIAInstagram: @iamcynthiagarciaTikTok: @iamcynthiagarciaFacebook: @iamcynthiagarciaWebsite: cynthiagarcia.comREWRITTEN BEAUTYInstagram: @wearerewrittenFacebook: @wearerewrittenWebsite: rewrittenbeauty.comINSTITUTE OF TRANSFORMATIONAL NUTRITIONInstagram: @transformationalnutritionFacebook: @transformationalnutritionWebsite: transformationalnutrition.com#boobjob #breastaugmentation #breastimplants #breastimplantillness #capsularcontracture #breastimplantremoval #plasticsurgery #cosmeticsurgery #womenover40 #midlifewomen #hotover40

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