MGoPodcast 18.5: The Fundamental Incompetence of Man

2 hours and 22 minutes The Sponsors Thank you to Underground Printing for making this all possible. Rishi and Ryan have been our biggest supporters from the beginning. Check out their wide selection of officially licensed Michigan fan gear at their 3 store locations in Ann Arbor or learn about their custom apparel business at undergroundshirts.com. Our associate sponsors are: Peak Wealth Management, Matt Demorest - Realtor and Lender, Ann Arbor Elder Law, Michigan Law Grad, Human Element, Sharon's Heating & Air Conditioning, The Sklars Brothers, Champions Circle, Winewood Organics, Community Pest Solutions, Radecki Oral Surgery, Long Road Distillers, Applied Fitness Solutions, The History of Michigan Football, an online course by Greg Dooley, and Venue by 4M where recorded this. 1. Offense vs Minnesota Starts at 0:54 We could just go home and not do this. Was this the least pleasant game you've ever watched? At least the last time Michigan lost to Minnesota it started the process of fixing everything. Young quarterbacks have big swings, you're fine one day and bad the next. The Marsh drop followed by a five yard loss followed by a delay of game followed by a gain of 13 that would've been converted if not for the five yard loss followed by the punt going into the endzone brought back shades of M00N. The numerous commercial breaks were the only break the defense could get. The offensive install continues to be a complete disaster. Teams are teeing off against the rhino that shouldn't be on the field. The Utah offense seemed like it would be a natural fit to install at Michigan, what is going on? They even have the players to run what they want to do. Is Kyle Whittingham washed? The assistants shouldn't be. Individually players are grading out fine but the whole is not working. Whittingham might not know how to coach a transition, he had so much continuity at Utah. Michigan couldn't get into a rhythm because they never had the ball on offense in the first half. When the game doesn't slow down for Bryce he goes into panic mode. The Western Michigan game scared them and now they're trying to build the airplane in the air and it's crashing. It's time for Jason Beck to do a little bit of soul searching. What personnel changes can you make on offense? Hiter has been costing drives, would you put Kuzdzal in over him? What's going on in the tight end room?  [The rest of the writeup and the player after THE JUMP]  2. Defense vs Minnesota Starts at 50:01 The defense is fine. They had a PI from Mars against them. The holding calls in these games all feel one-sided, Michigan can't draw any. By the second half they got sloppier because they had to play pretty much the whole first half. The defensive tackles were not dominating the line of scrimmage enough. These are all nitpicks for a defense that only gave up 20 points despite being on the field for 40 minutes. Staehling struggles with wheel routes but blew up some plays and had the pick six. Bowles is a nicely physical blitzer. Chase Taylor got hurt but came back. Aisea Moa had a fair bit of play time (as did everyone else). If the offense would have even played an average game would Minnesota have even gotten 200 yards of offense?  3. Hot Takes, Special Teams, Game Theory, and Hockey Starts at 1:12:47 Takes hotter than the piss PJ Fleck drank out of the Little Brown Jug (Brian's words, not mine). Punting was fine but the first two needed to be downed. Kick returns - just don't do it. Kuzdzal wants to play but don't do it. Andrew Marsh shouldn't drop punts. Yay the blocked a punt. They took one good timeout. There were fewer penalties because the offense was barely on the field. Let's talk about hockey! They sweep Bowling Green 7-2 and 4-3. Bowling Green is not  Mercyhurst, they're a real team. Michigan got punched in the mouth Saturday night (at Bowling Green) in a hostile environment and responded. Perron and Hage are awesome