El Niño, Macros, and Other Things We’ll Never Understand

We’re officially done pretending to understand things everyone else seems to have figured out.El Niño? No clue. Credit card points? Absolutely not. Macros? Please stop talking. Two-factor authentication? Feels aggressive. And don’t even ask us whether certain celebrities are alive or dead.We also compare midlife forgetfulness stories, revisit a truly unfortunate photo with Candace Cameron Bure, and hear one of the strangest things ever said by a Costco sample lady.Somewhere along the way, Alexa gets too personal, Heather brings up a bidet, and things go about as well as you’d expect. Start October with some much-needed laughs! Become a Supertracker: sign up here ** SAVE THE DATE for FALL-APALOOZA Oct 10th at 7:30 PM CST**Connect with Us:  Website:  Sidetracked Instagram:  CynthiaHeather (@thesidetrackedshow) YouTube: sidetracked with cynthia & heather Ask Me Anything - Sidetracked Heather MacFadyen (@dontmomalone) Cynthia Wilkinson Yanof (@cynthiayanof) Email: thesidetrackedshow@gmail.com Featured Sponsor: Bold Bungalow– Bold Bungalow provides a casual shopping experience at their Dallas Texas boutique (preston royal shopping center) or online 24/7 at theboldbungalow.com , with flexible return/exchange policies and free shipping for purchases over $100. Dopamine clothing and fresh fall looks are available to make you feel confident and beautiful. Links Mentioned:   Amazon Storefront–all our faves in one place! Heather on Season 2 of Candace’s podcast Candace Cameron Bure on Special Forces World’s Toughest Test S5 Heather’s friend Tommy Office Space the movie Palm Royale with Carol Burnett Costco Banana Republic Sweater TTU Law Hand Soap Instagram Account Tushy Bidet 10% off with code “DMA” Cynthia’s Shein Green Top Heather’s Neck Fan Rosanne Beck College Team Place Mats oil stain remover for clothes Squishy Advent Calendar (It’s LEGIT!! Arrived after we taped!)