The Drew Lane Show: Daily Summaries Delivered

Diddy's Been a Bad Boy - October 1, 2026

Diddy moved to solitary confinement. Dave Landau, WATP Karl & Lucy Tightbox in-studio, Lindsay Clancy denied again, Phil Mickelson went to rehab, Cornell gang rape texts, John Hinckley Jr's podcast, and death row inmate Christa Pike beat lethal injection. Dave Landau, Karl Hamburger and Lucy Tightbox all in-studio today. There still has been no ID of the Flydubai pilot that tried to crash the plane he was flying to Israel. Phil Mickelson went to rehab for "family trauma" after he was busted harassing women. Derek Jeter has a Hall of Fame team photo on WhosDatedWho.com. Howard Stern was on Jimmy Kimmel Live to fight his battle against ABC. Diddy was having a great time in prison... until he got caught and was sent to solitary confinement. New updates in the Cornell gang rape story. Including text messages between the victim and alleged rapist. Karl brings us breaking Opie news. Karl also brings us cuts of John Hinckley Jr's new podcast, Jerry Banfield clips and he introduces us to Barry Janfield. W. Kamal Bell introduces us to good white people. A female (?) Yankees fan beat the crap out of some Red Sox fans. Rick Ross arrested for domestic assault. His lawyer tries to pull a don't-you-know-who-I-am and it fails spectacularly. Someone finally tells J Lo "no", as she gets her umbrella confiscated. Some spoiled heiress named Cibelle Savella killed her kid after losing custody. Lindsay Clancy's lawyer tried to get her murder charges tossed and was immediately denied. The View's Sunny Hostin doubles down on being a holdout juror after it was proven she lied. Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike beat the lethal injection. Some people are saying she should be set free. Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Mr. Belding & Screech Reunited – September 30, 2026

RIP Dennis Haskins, FlyDubai pilot tries to take crash plane, Cornell gang rape investigation, Madonna's Tonight Show standup routine, Alix Earle v. books, Presley Gerber's sober house video, and Meghan Markle doxxed herself and paparazzi showed up. We'll be hanging on the 3rd floor at Rock & Brews this weekend for WATP Live. RIP Saved By The Bell's Dennis Haskins. Mr. Belding and Screech are reunited in heaven. A pilot went nuts on a flight from Dubai to Israel and the passengers needed to take him down. The NYT's editor killed by his in-laws turns out to be trans and the grandparents apparently didn't want trans grandchildren. Christa Gail Pike is spared the death penalty after a last second appeal. The Cornell gangbang is taking over the news cycle. Sunny Hostin has chosen a side as has Mariska Hargitay. Hey John Cusack... why you look different? Hey Farrah Abraham... why you look different? Blake Lively fires her publicist because it's Leslie Sloane's fault everyone hates Blake and Ryan Reynolds now. The MTV VMAs were awful. Paramount and CBS are super embarrassed and are in crisis mode. The View goes to bat for Madonna and they are wrong. Even Madonna's family wants an intervention. Madonna thinks she is a really funny stand-up comedian. Preteen girls look up to influencers. Alix Earle has never read a book in her life and thinks it's cool. Gay volleyball is the best volleyball. A'ja Wilson cannot take heckling from WNBA fans. Caitlin Clark fans are all MAGA. Sen. Eric Schmitt needs to learn the differences between the Hawks and Hawkeyes. A couple Sacramento Kings reporters were busted talking shit on a hot mic. Why come you don't have a tattoo? Presley Gerber also liked tattoos. He filmed himself wasted at the sober house before his death. London: <a href="https

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JV Retirement Party – September 27, 2026

Justin Verlander throws his final pitch, Eli Zaret in studio after a Detroit Lions victory, Sunny Hostin caught lying, Nikki Glaser apologizes yet again, NYT's Greatest TV Shows of the 21st Century, Tim Tebow scam controversy, and Lake America shirts do not go unpunished. Sports: Eli Zaret drops by to recap the Detroit Lions glorious victory over the New York Jets. Iowa defeated Michigan on the last play of the game at the Big House. P.J. Fleck's has unconventional war paint. Oregon QB Dante Moore was hit hard and injured. Michigan State football is just not good as they lose to Nebraska. Justin Verlander had a great ending to a great career. BranDon and 150,000* other Tigers fans attended the game. Other than that, the Detroit Tigers suck. Pablo Torre exposes a Tim Tebow scam. Jalen Duren wants the Detroit Pistons to give him the big bucks. The Red Wings are really bad and Detroit should be stripped of the Hockeytown moniker. KATSEYE performed their Ed Sheeran's song on SNL. Tom Brady is the subject of the new book titled Brady: An American Story and the Price of Greatness. Sunny Hostin is busted in a huge lie pretending to be the holdout juror in the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park trial back in 1991. Star Jones turned her first husband bisexual. Last Ditch Bar in Massachusetts is super Covid-cautious. You can give them money here to keep them going. CEO Jane Smith made the mistake of posting a joke about Lake America and has been BLOWN OUT of Family First Credit Union. Sylvester Stallone used to sleep on pizza boxes. Hayden Panettiere is the female Matthew Perry. Nikki Glaser made a pretty funny joke about Briel Adams-Wheatley... but now she's really sorry. She also ruined Sunday Night football last week. Pearl Jam snags Paul McCartney's drummer, Abe Laboriel Jr. Jerry Chen > Jim Bentley. Marleverse: It turns out Prince Harry and Meghan Markle want security. Harry honored a 102-year-old by jumping out of an airplane. <a href="https://asever.com/?srslti

Liz E. Cheese Leaving Prison - September 24, 2026

Elizabeth Holmes to be transferred to a halfway house, Prince Harry's embarrassing trip to New York, Nolan Wells angry supporters, Macklemore's Free Palestine tour, Sydney Sweeney's big boob defender, Maz's irresponsible finances, a new Bonerline, and Jim's Picks: Top 10 Rock & Roll Breakup Songs. Does anyone care about the MTV Music Awards anymore? Macklemore announced a new tour. Free Palestine! Right? Presley Gerber hasn't been looking good for a while. Drew has been very worried about his appearance...And his tattoos. He appeared on a podcast a few years back and really seemed like a good dude. This story sucks. RIP Presley. Gone too soon. What happened to Amber Smith? Sydney Sweeney actually has a defender. And she too has huge boobs. Can't wait for KATSEYE on SNL this weekend to see what they say about Palestine. Elizabeth Holmes is being transferred to a halfway house next year. Good for her. She deserves to get out early. You Can See Everything with Elizabeth Holmes & Nathan Fielder is coming out soon. Get ready. Brand new Bonerline This Nolan Wells story just isn't going away. Tom Mazawey answered on the first ring. Tom was very financially irresponsible as a young man. Maz has a hot take about the Michigan vs Iowa game this weekend. Maz has a hot take about Justin Verlander's final start. Maz has a hot take about the Detroit Lions this weekend. See ya, Tommy! Harry & Meghan Update. Harry can read a teleprompter, but he pulls his best Ashlee Simpson when it fails. Jim's Picks: Top 10 Rock & Roll Breakup Songs. Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).

Tom Cruise's Royal Recruiting – September 23, 2026

Tom Cruise hung out with Will & Kate, no indictment in Nolan Wells death, Cindy Crawford's son dies, Ed Sheeran needs friends, Hayden Panettiere autopsy, John Hinckley Jr's podcast, Alix Earle Meets World, Clavicular charged with rape, and the Tale of Norm Macdonald. Drew didn't feel good and we missed a couple days. Mike Binder bailed on us, but he'll be on the show soon. Mike jumped on One Bad Movie with Stephen Baldwin and we learn that he has his own podcast. Alix Earle is the hottest influencer out there right now... and a total idiot. Tom Brady totally hit it. It turns out Nolan Wells drowned with no foul play. Ben Crump continues to make it racial. Christine Wonsley needs more money. Sunny Hostin and Al Sharpton might be in some trouble. Don Lemon still doesn't get it. Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber's son, Presley, overdosed in rehab. George Clooney is heartbroken. The kid had a nice team photo. Friends and family are bailing on Ed Sheeran for being so anti-Palestine. Carrot Top's 911 call has been released. The recent allegations against him are really bumming him out. Tom Cruise attempted to recruit Prince William and Kate Middleton into Scientology. Prince William is a better pilot than Prince Harry. Someone stole Simone Biles' Porsche. Lionel Richie is dying ASAP. A Kansas City mother baked her baby in an oven. She'll be on the streets in 11 years. Malia Nummerdor gets in on with canines. Hayden Panettiere did the 'Holy Trinity' of drugs. Cop Cam: We watch as a woman is saved from "Islamophobias". Docs: A new Norm Macdonald doc by Judd Apatow is headed to Netflix. Some girl named Maria Bamford has a film about something out. A Second City Television doc is out there too. The new trailer for You Can See Everything dropped. Alix Earle has a famous whore stepmom. She also fired her friend, Sally Carden, from running her socials. <a href="https://www.hollywoodreporter.co

Redhead Roundup – September 20, 2026

Carrot Top hospitalized after suicide attempt, Ed Sheeran's on-stage apology session, Prince Harry public appearance flop, Eli Zaret joins us in-studio, Lane Kiffin's daughter, and Bobby Lee's cuck podcast. Eli Zaret stops in to recap Michigan's victory over the formidable UTEP Miners. Notre Dame smacks around MSU. Lane Kiffin humiliated at Ole Miss. NC State loses to Vanderbilt in comedic fashion. The Protect College Sports Act is a bit controversial. Kirk Herbstreit has never heard of Ted Cruz. Buffalo Bills beat the Detroit Lions on Thursday. The Bills bend to Canada. The Chicago Bears suck at football when it's raining outside. Sydney Sweeney is hot and "ruining" female sports. Holly Rowe memes are really mean. Eli wants to slap Jalen Duren in the face for being greedy. The Detroit Tigers failed in 2026. Justin Verlander made like $4M per inning pitched this year. Dylan Larkin is just sick and tired of the Red Wings. Lindsay Clancy: 60 Minutes chats with husband Patrick Clancy. Holdout juror, Michael P. Desronvil, speaks out. Carrot Top attempted suicide over the weekend. A couple guys are accusing Carrot of bad behavior. Kate Beckinsdale needs attention again. Some people are saying she is Markle-cidal. Ed Sheeran is really sorry. A small amount of protesters showed up. Trudi spent the weekend in San Diego ogling hot surfers. Bobby Lee still podcasts with his ex, Khalyla Kuhn. Oh, and she lives with him too. Awkward. Their most recent guest was her baby. RIP Adam Carolla's buddy, Bald Bryan. Ketamine at Cornell leads to gang rape. Jolin Ellison loves Michigan football and is the Queen of the North. Lane Ki

Football Coaches Think They're Hot - September 16, 2026

Mazawey's top 5 hottest coaches, Ed Sheeran in a tough spot, LA news helicopter crash, Arch Manning apologizes, Sydney Sweeney loves sports, a new Bonerline, Jim's List: Most Pretentious Songs, and Drew's never been to Olive Garden. We miss Jerry Springer. Olive Garden is the #1 restaurant in America. Drew says he's going to eat there for the first time ever. Arch Manning has been in some hot water over a hilarious AI video. Sydney Sweeney is the worst...According to female athletes. Jordon Hudson is going scorched Earth on UNC to find out who is spilling the beans over there. Brand New Bonerline. John Gotti's grandson, Carmine Agnello, is a bum. He pushed off going to jail for months. Turns out, his mom never needed a kidney. How is this possible? Now, he married the chick that ratted him out. The duct tape airplane racist guy broke his silence. Nice excuse, idiot. An LA news anchor gave a eulogy for her "family" in the helicopter crash. Ed Sheeran is in a pretty bad spot right now. But Macklemore is kicking ass. Tom Mazawey answered on the first try. Tom rattles of his Top 5 hottest football coaches. Tom gives his hottest Detroit Lions takes. Jimmy Connors is Maz's guy...Always has been, always will be. Maz gives us his Lions vs Bills prediction. JJ McCarthy's stock isn't very high in Minnesota. Get well soon, Barry Manilow. See ya, Tommy! Tiger Woods is back at the driving range. No one was injured in a car on his way to the course. J Lo is posting pictures of her new $18M home. Wonder what her next failure is? Macklemore Breaking News: He's calling out Robert Kraft to match his $1M donation to Palestine. Yeah. That'll happen. Jim's Picks: Top 10 Most Pretentious Songs Of All Time Don’t forget to check out Dave Landau’s special… for free! Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too. If you’d like to help support the show… consider subscribing to our YouTube Channel, Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew Lane, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels, Jim Bentley, BranDon, and Roberto).