Don't Let ChatGPT Write Your Wedding Speech with Brendan Donegan

Welcome back to The Pre Nup, the podcast where we talk honestly about love, weddings, and everything in between. This week, we're joined by the hilarious Brendan Donegan for a no-holds-barred breakdown of the one part of the wedding day everyone fears and no one prepares for: the speeches. As a comic who's spent years on stage (and survived more than a few bachelor parties, engagement parties, and "surprise, we hired a comedian" disasters), Brendan knows exactly why most wedding toasts flop and how to actually land one. From the best man speech so inappropriate it became a cautionary tale, to the maid-of-honor opener you need to retire immediately, to why you should never, EVER let ChatGPT write your toast, Brendan holds nothing back. We get into the genuine-vs-funny rule that instantly makes any speech better, the real reason brides wear wigs to their bachelorette, the great garter toss debate, and the father-daughter dance song guaranteed to wreck you. Then we close it out with a brutally honest Rom Com Rewatch of Bride Wars (which Brendan may or may not call one of the worst wedding movies ever made). Whether you're writing a speech, terrified of giving one, or just want the funniest, most honest take on wedding-day chaos, this episode is for you. Episode Highlights: • Why you should never let ChatGPT write your wedding speech (and what it can't do for you) • The one-line rule that instantly makes any toast better   • The best man speech so inappropriate it became a cautionary tale (with the in-laws sitting right there) • The maid-of-honor opener you need to stop using • Exactly how long your speech should be (and the number that makes guests mentally check out) • Why hiring a comedian for your wedding or bachelor party almost always backfires • The real reason brides and bridesmaids wear wigs to the bachelorette  • The garter toss debate: keep the tradition or retire it for good? • The father-daughter dance song that will absolutely make you sob • A genius hack to stop stage-hungry guests from hijacking your reception • The Bride Wars rewatch: is it really one of the worst wedding movies ever made? Find Brendan: Instagram: @brendandonegancomedy