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Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re in the middle of moving, barely packed, throwing half our apartments away, and somehow still making time to run out mouth about everything else going on in our lives. We start with our hatred for Halloween and why we’d take a fall festival, apple cider, and a hayride over haunted houses and giant skeletons any day. Then we’re still trying to process the fact that y’all SOLD OUT all three of our first-ever live shows in Huntsville and wondering where Bloodline Banter might need to show up next. Somewhere along the way, we get into naming sourdough starters, Riley accidentally eating the cow he bottle-fed as a kid, the dumbest dogs we’ve ever owned, and why hanging up a modern phone will never be as satisfying as slamming down a landline. We also get into our refusal to ever switch to Samsung, grandparents discovering Facebook, watching the same episode of Gunsmoke for the 400th time, our very strong opinions on which burner of the stove is superior, and an unnecessarily passionate conversation about oysters. Basically, we’re moving, losing our minds, and talking about everything except anything important. If you’ve ever hated Halloween, judged somebody by the color of their text bubbles, or had a favorite burner on your stove, this episode is for you. Love y’all. Bye! Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com. Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. MASA Chips: Ready to give MASA a try? Go to http://MASACHIPS.com/BANTER and use code BANTER for 25% Remi: Go to http://shopremi.com/banter and use code BANTER to get 50% off your new night guard with Remi Club. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell
Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re asking the questions nobody else seems concerned about — like what NBC is doing studying our fridges, why people are dressing up as wildlife and wandering around fields, and who exactly decided how Social Security numbers and phone numbers get picked. Naturally, that sends us down a rabbit hole involving Dollar General and the realization that numbers literally never end. We also establish an important boundary: Landon loves you for having pets… but if you own a reptile, you might be pushing it. PLUS, the secret is finally out — Bloodline Banter is going LIVE! We’re talking about the live show announcement and how crazy it is that we’re finally taking this thing to the stage. If you’ve ever questioned where your Social Security number came from, wondered if numbers ever actually end, or currently have a lizard staring at you from across the room… this episode is for you. Love you, bye! Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com. Huntsville, AL Show Tickets: https://www.ticketweb.com/event/bloodline-banter-podcast-live-huntsville-levity-live-tickets/14333774 Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, Riley and Landon are back with a whole lot of opinions, very little patience, and absolutely no plans to mind their own business. From engagements that last longer than the actual marriage to unspoken prayer requests that are really just an invitation to gossip, the cousins have a few things they need to get off their chests. Riley relives the trauma of accidentally drinking unsweet tea, and has officially had enough of paper straws dissolving in his Diet Coke. The two agree that Jesus is in the saving business, but they're in the spending business. Plus, Southern church prayer chains, Christmas decorations going up before Thanksgiving, and the unspoken rule that every household must have at least 400 Walmart bags stuffed inside one Walmart bag. Throw in a little Cousin Counsel, some questionable life advice, and a few arguments that nobody asked for, and you've got another Thursday with the cousins. If you've ever needed the Lord to answer a prayer but also needed to know exactly what happened to Debbie and her husband, this episode is for you! Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com. Thank you to these sponsors: Cozy Earth: Head to http://cozyearth.com and use code BANTER for an exclusive 20% off on home and sleepwear. Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Füm: Visit https://tryfum.com/bloodline (https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqa1FKM3Q5RUtuaTlKWFhtR2l2UU5JLU96RlRNUXxBQ3Jtc0trQTdpcm5oVVZLYjA3UU5YbEpuTGlOOXV1YmZaVDZOVDhhcVRWVUFIYnBNR3hNTUdPcUlGR01BTjJVem9xT0xicUFvcUpJcTl1a2ltLWRpb1VMQXRnVHl0YzBtZU5ocTkzSVhwMlpfTDNGZXkyS2I5Zw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftryfum.com%2Fbloodline&v=mmd16scynO8) and use code BLOODLINE to receive a Füm Topper with your purchase. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re coming in hot after scrapping an entire episode, and apparently that was all it took for us to completely lose the plot. We start with Landon preparing for a potential trip to jail over a forgotten ticket—mugshot merch, wanted posters, and a bail-out plan already in the works—only to find out the whole crisis could be solved with $200. From there, Riley has officially joined the Tesla cult, soup season is threatening every ounce of weight-loss progress we’ve made, and one trip to Walmart sends us into a full-blown discussion about children running wild and the way we were raised. Somehow we also find time to discuss Sydney Sweeney, why Sonic needs to bring back roller-skating carhops and the two-guys-in-a-car commercials, our lifelong dreams of Dancing with the Stars, terrible car names, why sprinkles ruin perfectly good desserts, and the absolute chokehold Southern injury-lawyer billboards have on the interstate. Then we get into cheaters, liars, karma, tables that always turn, people who have officially exhausted every ounce of our patience, scared drivers, Riley’s introduction to interstate driving, and why Todd Chrisley may be one of the greatest trash-talkers to ever walk the earth. Basically, if you’ve ever forgotten something important, hated a sprinkle, panicked while merging onto the interstate, waited patiently for karma to do its job, or realized halfway through a conversation that you have absolutely no idea how you got there… this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com. Thank you to these sponsors: MASA Chips: Ready to give MASA a try? Go to http://MASACHIPS.com/BANTER and use code BANTER for 25% off your first order. Cozy Earth: Head to http://cozyearth.com and use code BANTER for an exclusive 20% off on home and sleepwear. Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, the one and only Danae Hays is joining us, and buckle the hell up because this one goes everywhere Danae takes us back to her small-town Alabama roots, tells us how the legendary Sharon Jean came to life, and explains why her girlfriend Jen is still trying to make sense of Southern phrases like “used to could” and “tumped it over.” We get into growing up in the South, homemade banana pudding, college softball, one unforgettable trip to church that somehow involves Nick Saban, and why Milo’s sweet tea apparently has powers nobody warned us about. From there, the conversation goes completely off the rails. We swap some of our most ridiculous Southern stories and somehow end up talking about horse energy healers, hallucinations, Ambien nightmares, questionable million-dollar inventions, Southern church culture, Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson, and a breakfast strip club that absolutely nobody asked for. Basically, put three Southerners in a room with microphones and eventually somebody’s going to say something that probably shouldn’t leave the room. If you’ve ever said something that makes perfect sense in the South but sounds absolutely insane everywhere else, this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at: team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com. Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships.Remi: Go to http://shopremi.com/BANTER and use code BANTER at checkout for 55% off with Remi Club Subscribe & Save until the end of August Cure Hydration: Go to http://curehydration.com/BANTER and get 20% off your first order with promo code BANTER LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell Danae Hays: Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@danaehays Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/danae.hays Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/danaehayscomedy Website - http://www.danaehays.com
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, our best friend Kiersten joins us for an episode that goes completely off the rails — and casually drops the news that she’s leaving Nashville and moving back to Texas. Before we can properly mourn the friendship, we have bigger problems to address: apparently she doesn’t like sweet tea, cornbread, collard greens OR chicken casserole, so naturally her entire Southern identity comes into question. We recap church homecoming, the mountain of casseroles that got us through the service, our night at the Grand Ole Opry, and the absolutely miserable Texas trip that ended with a 4:30 a.m. airport run, somebody throwing up and somebody else desperately needing a bathroom. Kirsten also gives her uncensored assessment of our personalities, joins us for Bloodline Brain Check, and takes a seat on the bench for Cousin Counsel — where fake friends and one absolutely unhinged monster-in-law are brought before the court. If you’ve ever gone to church for the potluck, questioned somebody’s Southern credentials, survived a trip with your best friends, or had an in-law who desperately needed to mind their own damn business, this episode is for you. Thank you to these sponsors: Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Olive App: Go to www.oliveapp.com/banter and use code BANTER for 50% off all memberships. Amble Health: Curious about NAD+ therapy? Learn more through a convenient online consultation with a licensed healthcare provider. If prescribed, treatment is shipped directly to your door. Visit joinamble.com (https://joinamble.com/) to see if NAD+ therapy may be right for you. ZBiotics: Go to ziotics.com/banter and use code BANTER for 15% off your order. LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell Kiersten Newman: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kierstennewman_?utm_source=qr Amazon Storefront - http://amazon.com/shop/thetravelingtrendsetter Tiktok - https://www.tiktok.com/@kierstennewman_?_r=1&_t=ZT-99P8wONXcVB Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/kierstennewmann?mibextid=wwXIfr&rdid=Y71jTAgO1VEhbXzV&share_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fshare%2F1PGywV7HGS%2F%3Fmibextid%3DwwXIfr
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re running on no sleep after spending nearly 24 hours at the hospital waiting on Landon’s sister to have her baby—and somehow eating our way through half of Chattanooga in the process. We recap the chaos of the waiting room, the birth, and everything that happened during one very long day. Then we get into grandparents feeding squirrels biscuits, people from our hometown who cannot stay out of jail, the absolute scam that is adulthood, our distrust of bathroom locks, and why doing laundry might be one of the worst household chores ever invented. We also take a turn into true crime and share our very unqualified opinions, theories, and questions about the Lindsay Clancy trial before putting our remaining brain cells through another round of Bloodline Brain Check. If you’ve ever spent an entire day waiting on a baby, eaten your feelings out of boredom, stalked your hometown mugshot page, questioned every decision you’ve made since becoming an adult, or avoided a pile of laundry like your life depended on it… this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com. Thank you to these sponsors: Olive App: Download the Olive App using the link below and start your 7-day free trial to scan your food, household products, and more. Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Rock The Country: Get your tickets for Ocala on 8/28 and 8/29 today at http://rockthecountry.com to see Brooks & Dunn, Jon Pardi, Lauren Alaina, Blake Shelton and more! LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - mailto:team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re running on no sleep after spending nearly 24 hours at the hospital waiting on Landon’s sister to have her baby—and somehow eating our way through half of Chattanooga in the process. We recap the chaos of the waiting room, the birth, and everything that happened during one very long day. Then we get into grandparents feeding squirrels biscuits, people from our hometown who cannot stay out of jail, the absolute scam that is adulthood, our distrust of bathroom locks, and why doing laundry might be one of the worst household chores ever invented. We also take a turn into true crime and share our very unqualified opinions, theories, and questions about the Lindsay Clancy trial before putting our remaining brain cells through another round of Bloodline Brain Check. If you’ve ever spent an entire day waiting on a baby, eaten your feelings out of boredom, stalked your hometown mugshot page, questioned every decision you’ve made since becoming an adult, or avoided a pile of laundry like your life depended on it… this episode is for you. Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com. Thank you to these sponsors: Olive App: Download the Olive App using the link below and start your 7-day free trial to scan your food, household products, and more. Oliveapp.com/banter Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter. Rock The Country: Get your tickets for Ocala on 8/28 and 8/29 today at http://rockthecountry.com to see Brooks & Dunn, Jon Pardi, Lauren Alaina, Blake Shelton and more! LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - mailto:team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell
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