We are Buying Flip Phones

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we’re in the middle of moving, barely packed, throwing half our apartments away, and somehow still making time to run out mouth about everything else going on in our lives. We start with our hatred for Halloween and why we’d take a fall festival, apple cider, and a hayride over haunted houses and giant skeletons any day. Then we’re still trying to process the fact that y’all SOLD OUT all three of our first-ever live shows in Huntsville and wondering where Bloodline Banter might need to show up next. Somewhere along the way, we get into naming sourdough starters, Riley accidentally eating the cow he bottle-fed as a kid, the dumbest dogs we’ve ever owned, and why hanging up a modern phone will never be as satisfying as slamming down a landline. We also get into our refusal to ever switch to Samsung, grandparents discovering Facebook, watching the same episode of Gunsmoke for the 400th time, our very strong opinions on which burner of the stove is superior, and an unnecessarily passionate conversation about oysters. Basically, we’re moving, losing our minds, and talking about everything except anything important. If you’ve ever hated Halloween, judged somebody by the color of their text bubbles, or had a favorite burner on your stove, this episode is for you. Love y’all. Bye!   Remember to Submit all stories, questions, and shenanigans to be featured on Cousin Counsel at team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com.   Thank you to these sponsors:   Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter.   MASA Chips: Ready to give MASA a try? Go to http://MASACHIPS.com/BANTER and use code BANTER for 25%   Remi: Go to http://shopremi.com/banter and use code BANTER to get 50% off your new night guard with Remi Club.   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts -  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com   Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/   Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell