Bloodline Banter

Welcome Back to Big Back Banter

July 23, 2026·59 min
Episode Description from the Publisher

Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week includes waking up four separate times just to eat, willingly paying $200 to have our chest hair ripped out, and making the case that an egg in ramen is one of the greatest culinary inventions of all time. Food completely takes over this episode as we rank the ultimate Southern breakfast and dinner, debate the meals that raised us, and somehow spend way too long defending why adding an egg to ramen turns it into an elite meal. From cathead biscuits covered in gravy, fried potatoes, soup beans, meatloaf, and country fried steak to Hamburger Helper, fried bologna sandwiches, and the best “struggle meals” money can buy, this episode is basically one long love letter to comfort food. Of course, we get distracted along the way. We talk about waking up four different times in one night just to snack, surviving the pain of getting our chest, belly, and back waxed, whether a $300 electric toothbrush is actually worth it, my grandmother’s limited-edition Corvette getting hit by a deer, and the traffic situations that make road rage feel almost unavoidable. If you’ve ever treated ramen like a gourmet meal, argued that Southern food can’t be beat, or found yourself standing in the kitchen at 2 a.m. convincing yourself one more snack won’t hurt, this episode is for you. Thank you to these sponsors: Morgan and Morgan: If you’ve ever been injured, and need real legal help, you can check out Morgan & Morgan, America’s Largest Injury Law Firm. For more information, head to forthepeople.com/banter. This is a paid advertisement Cowboy Colostrum: Use code BANTER at checkout for 25% off your entire order or visit http://cowboycolostrum.com/banter.   LET'S GET SOCIAL: Bloodline Banter: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bloodlinebanterofficial/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@bloodlinebanterofficial/ Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@bloodlinebanter Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bloodline-banter/id1869700162 Email - mailto:team@bloodlinebanterofficial.com Landon Mauk: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/Landonmauk Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/itslandonmauk/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/Landon.mauk Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/landonmauk/ Riley Mitchell: Snapchat - https://www.snapchat.com/@rileygmitchell3 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/realrileymitchell/ TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@rileygmitchell Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61562003576933 YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@realrileymitchell

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