Orgasmic Enlightenment with Kim Anami: Daily Summaries Delivered

The Scam of Perimenopause

Like a lonely grandma falling for a Nigerian scammer, women who have drank the Kool-Aid and the victim consciousness of “perimenopause” have been swindled. “Low libido” is a scam. “Dry vagina” is a scam. “Hot flashes” are a scam. “Sleepless nights” are a scam. The only sleepless nights you ought to be having are ones where you get the shit and the victim mindset fucked out of you. I can help you with that. In this episode: Menopausal and “peri-menopausal” women are allopathic medicine’s biggest—and most gullible—cash cow Peri-menopause is a fictional condition Hollywood Whores of Babylon are paid to tell you that “menopause sucks” Your body is the perfect hormone production factory Why do the women in Anami Land not need HRT? Ice baths vs. orgasms. Who wins? Did God and nature forget about women’s hormones like they forgot to cut off baby dicks? Telling the “Menopause Fairy” and her trench coat of drugs to fuck offAmanda Peet has a shit fetish. She loves to be covered in shit. LOVES it!! Can’t get enough of it.Wine moms/whine moms are so passé

How to Know if They Are "The One"

There wil be signs. At least 10 of them, according to Anami Lore. In this episode: 10 signs they are "The One”Is there only ONE? Or do we meet several “ones”? Is there such a thing as “soul mates”? Are things more mutual when you meet your person? Chemistry: the greenest of all the green flags. Greenest flag ever. *** ANAMI LAND: The CommunityWant to meet gods and legends? Our private, exclusive Anami Land membership community is now open. Meet high-level, Anami-esque friends and lovers. Anami is, after all, the land of the gods. Go to kimanami.com/anamiland to signup.

Why Modern Dating Is Broken

Dating humans is so passé. Date gods instead.If you want an Anami-style injection into your love—and especially dating life—this episode is for you:10 rules for dating Anami-style to become a dating god.Stake your claim. Choose. Plant that flag. The best pickup line I’ve ever heard Filler and fluffer dating vs. finding “the one” When to text, call or get on a plane Meeting people in the wildHow much to talk about your exes during dating. Or ever. Shoot your motherfucking shot Finding gods in Anami LandWant to meet superhumans? Come to the Anami Superpower Couple Training Academy in Anami Land. Because mortals and plebes are so out of style. Give me gods or give me death. Anami Land is our exclusive, private community for elevation in all things. Especially your bed and love life. kimanami.com/anamiland

Chalant the F**k Up!

Apparently, there’s a new term for “not giving a shit” as a seduction strategy: Being “nonchalant.”“I don’t care if you like me. Maybe I like you, maybe I don’t. I’m here. Sorta. But…I could be anywhere else, with anyone else, doing anything else.”Wow. What a turn on. Be still, my beating heart.*Woman faints from all the emotions this stirs in her*In this episode:Normalize love bombingThe Neil Strauss and Dan Bilzerian “school of dating” for cowards and retardsIndifference as a seduction strategyIs it possible to give “the ick” to someone by showing them too much love?Chintzy vs. generous fuckersA woman’s egg choose the sperm it wants—out of millions of options. IT KNOWS.COME TO ANAMI LAND!We’ll be opening our private, exclusive Anami Land membership community in the coming weeks. Meet high-level, Anami-esque friends and lovers. Looking for more outrageous, wild and brave humans? Find them in Anami Land.Go to kimanami.com/anamiland to signup on the waitlist and be notified of when we open the doors.

Narcissists: Everyone's Love to Hate

It's always their fault. Everyone’s got a narcissist story these days. IT’S ALWAYS THE FAULT OF THE NARCISSIST! Someone said to me a few years ago that a narcissist is essentially someone who hasn’t healed their trauma. And they aren’t interested in healing it. But what if this isn’t about how evil and awful the narcissist is? What if it’s about you and the 8000 red flags and signs you ignored, telling you this wasn’t right? In fact, that’s the only thing it’s about: How you chose wrong and how blaming someone else is keeping you stuck in a cycle of victimhood and re-traumatization. In this episode: The price for being a victim and not taking radical self-responsibility Scorpions gonna sting. Narcs gonna narc. Do you play with them anyway? Why is there “chemistry” with a narcissist or someone who may not be good for you? Does that mean that all “chemistry” now can’t be trusted? 99.9% of relationships have this flaw The most important juncture in any relationship The reasons why people stay where they know it’s not good for them How to break free and choose better: and choose YOU. COME TO ANAMI LAND! We’ll be opening our private, exclusive Anami Land membership community in the coming weeks. This will be a place for people who’ve taken our salons to keep going in there work. And for those of you who’ve been hovering on the outskirts of Anami Land, it’s open to you too. People have been asking—begging—us to create a dating site for ages. This will function as that, a community for like-minded Anami enthusiasts—singles, couples, men and women—everyone looking to take their lives, growth and relationships to the next level. Go to kimanami.com/anamiland to signup on the waitlist and be notified of when we open the doors.

F*ck Yes or F*ck Off!

In a conscious, Anami-style relationship, the only acceptable answer to any invitation from your partner is: F*CK YES!!!Would you like to learn how to have better sex? F*ck yes!Do you want life-changing G-Spot, cervical and squirting orgasms? F*ck yes!Would you like to be able to become a multi-orgasmic man, fuck for three hours straight and learn to separate orgasm from ejaculation? F*ck yes!Most relationships are held together by their collective—and TACIT—that is, unspoken—agreement to stagnate together.In Anami Land, we have a pact to GROW together. The kinds of things I talk about—what BECOMES the NORM around here—is the stuff of legends.Women having a hundred orgasms in a rowCouples having 72-hour sex datesMen being multi-orgasmic and able to orgasm without ejaculation Couples having sex from across the room and across the planet (my specialty, haha) These things ONLY happen when both people are ALL IN.It’s f*ck yes! or bust. In this episode:How to change a stagnant relationship from “maybe later” and “we’re too busy” to “fuck yes!” Starting a relationship with “fuck yes!” ​​​​​​​How I train myself for “fuck yes!” moments The day I caught 35 waves surfing Living in Anami Land means a perpetual “fuck yes!” “Bare minimums” in Anami Land: HINT: transcendental, multi-million-dollar-deal-generating blow jobs Coming Together: Registration closes tonight at midnight PST!My quintessential mind/body/spirit Tantric and creative genius spiritually orgasmic portal for couples to come together emotionally and sexually. You'll learn: How to create a conscious relationship that elevates you into the highest, most evolved versions of yourselves And generates the most quantum, life-changing orgasms: G-Spot, cervical, squirting for her and orgasms without ejaculation for men. And anal for both of you. Because don't you know? You can find God up your ass. Learn how to use your sexual energy to pro-creatively build your lives with Lifelong passionate intimacy becomes your daily reality: the stuff of Well-F**ked All Star legend My step-by-step techniques for cathartic and blissful yoni and lingam massagesHow to clear space, communicate openly and have the tough conversations in your relationship that remove blockages and clothing. Instantaneously. The ins-and-outs of sexual reflexology. The ultimate therapeutic healing every time you have sex and touch each other. How to use different sex acts to make more cash. Eh, not that way. But through activating your energy channels and learning how to shape matter, space and time. Yes, that's what we do here in Anami Land, mf. Why most women don’t achieve the "I saw God" vaginal orgasms and how they can. Super stamina techniques for men. And much more Fuck yes, we're in!https://kimanami.com/lovers

From Divorce Court to 4-Hour Sex Dates

In today’s episode we interview a couple who have had the most dramatic—and fastest—turnaround I’ve ever seen. They were in a *beyond* sexless marriage. They were intimate 2 or 3 times—a year.In the span of a few hours they did a massive 180 and they’ve been full speed ahead ever since. It’s never too late. If it’s possible for them, it’s possible for you too.In this episode we’ll talk about the two most important things they did. Also: The power of “all in”Sex 2-3 times a year for over a decadeFrom divorce court to 4 hours of sex A life-changing Tantric retreatTossed the Viagra and CialisHealing each other through intercoursePast issues and resentments evaporating almost instantlyStaying together “for the children”? That person really needs a cock up their assSurrendering and vulnerability as a manAt age 64, the plan is to “fuck until the day I die” COMING TOGETHER FOR COUPLES is now open: 10 weeks to gourmet, life-changing sex!In my online signature program for creating conscious relationships and quantum sex, you’ll learn:Sexual reflexology of the yoni and lingamMy prescription guide for different sexual positions to heal various ailmentsTantric and Taoist techniques to harness your sexual energy and use it for healing, rejuvenation and creative geniusHow to have multiple, full-body and energy orgasmsSupercock stamina techniques for menAmplifying masculine and feminine polarity to increase your chemistry attraction: going from buddies to headboard slammersAnd all my secrets to coming togetherSignup now.

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